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Noodling 

The constant movement and flailing of limbs and head attributed to heavy methamphetamine use. Often characterized by sudden movements, such as jerking one's arms out from the body as if trying to pull up long sleeves off your arms, although you are undoubtedly shirtless or wearing a wife-beater. Actions that require fine-motor control (such as lighting your cigarette) become exaggerated and theatrical in appearance.
Although Frank claimed he wasn't tweaked out of his mind, his uncontrollable noodling was a dead giveaway to the sheriffs.

At first the crowd thought Danny was going to start break-dancing, but they soon realized he was just noodling.
Noodling by GTAircooledVW March 16, 2010
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Noodling 

When you are in bed with a girl and you start fingering her under the covers with your pinky and ring finger in her butthole, and your middle finger and index finger in her vagina, and use your thumb to play with her clitoris. a complex procedure requiring the whole hand, lots of focus, and will power since she's under the covers and you have to go in blind. Much Like blindly fishing for catfish bare handed this maneuver is fishing for snapper.
"I walked in on Jeremy noodling Jen. He had his hands full"

"I hear rumors that Jen was in Jeremy's bed last Tuesday when Jeremy started noodling. Good for Jeremy, Jens a real catch"
Noodling by Bpk814 September 27, 2015

Noodling 

In massage, a light, teasing touch near the genital area without making direct contact with the genitals.
Stop the damn noodling and grab my big Johnson.
Noodling by IZAK December 28, 2005

noodling 

-the act of submersing yourself in a body of water in hopes of catching a catfish. The trick to it is to use your dinkus, rod, or penis as bait.
We went noodling down in Arkansas in the rivers. 'I caught me a big 'ol catfish on my dick!'
noodling by BoscoSuperDude October 1, 2008

Noodling 

An game where your aim is to noodle any fellow Noodlers, by push them hard against a wall/bush/door, you can only successfully noodle someone if they are not touching the wall/bus/door. If you successfully noodle someone you shout NOODLE! Variations of the noodle include the DOUBLE NOODLE, in which one person, in one move, successfully pushes two people against a wall/bush/door.
Person A: I just was noodling and got two people at once
Person B: DOUBLE NOODLE!
Noodling by Smithlc May 12, 2010

Noodling 

When you take some hits out of the gravity bong and get so high your legs have caterpillars and bats inside of them. Side effects that may occur; burning makeup and sobbing and need of aid of friends.
I took 5 hits out of the gb and was totes noodling around my dorm. I thought I was going to die.
Noodling by Erin Lenz December 7, 2012

Noodling 

Verb-The act of wiggling your toe or toes into someones ass crack (or hole) when they are bent over. Noodle, noodled
I bent over in front of my husband and he started noodling my ass!
Noodling by heywoodgblowme September 5, 2013