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Toilet seat necklace

T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...
1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."

1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"

A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N

wear you like a necklace

when taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about
person a: listened to t swifts songs, and one lyric went like wear you like a necklace, umm okay
person b: i want taylor swift to wear me like a necklace
person a: stupid horny fruity gay dumb bitch

pearl necklace 

the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."

Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

Beef Necklace 

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.
Beef Necklace by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009

i like your necklace 

usally reffers to a women's boobs. it is when a women is wearing a long and flashy necklace with a low cut shirt
guy: Hey i like your necklace ;)
girl: uh thanks?
guy: *chuckles*
i like your necklace by imlolingirl November 15, 2010

Shell Necklace 

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