NARF 

Nasty Ass Rear Fuck/Fucking/Fucker/Fucked

He is such a NARF.

Wow you just NARFed.

NARF by Jesse Haters Committee December 10, 2010

Narf 

The act of throwing up through your nose.

I was out last night and after my third shot of tequila, I narfed.

Narf by perishable517 May 13, 2005

narf 

Someone who does not know what a narf is.

You were a narf, before you read this definition. But now you can call all your friends narfs, to piss them off.

narf by Narf Cake June 5, 2007

narf 

Worthless word used by childish retards.

Hey how are you?
Narf!

narf by wudntwunnabeya February 10, 2008

Narf 

Someone who is black and eats corndogs on a regular basis.

Man, that guy is a huge "narf."

Narf by Jesus Mc Sag December 1, 2011

narf 

A word that discribes the sound a walrus makes.

Walrus: "NARF! NAARRRRRRF!"
Person: "Oh, hai walrus~!"

narf by Tapir October 7, 2007

narf 

1) A filler word that can be used to generally annoy parents

2) Narfco's Mascot

Jules, I'm gonna narf you tomorrow...

narf by Irbz December 21, 2006