My Bitch

Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.

My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
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My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS

My Bitch by Sokennethwasall December 24, 2007

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Some times used to refer to a shotgun.

Jhon : "Dude u just blew his head off!"
Kyle : "Yea the shotgun's my Bitch."

My Bitch by im with dumbass -> May 15, 2009

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Hi blessing ur the best you came my world welcomed idk if that makes sense but i love ur existence ur my thirteen reasons why your the best words cant describe how i feel about you ur the best ur mine and literaly mine<3

OH MY GOD MY BITCH TEXTED ME IM BLESSED

My bitch by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

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This is a term commonly used by someone started with “A” and ending in “maya”, it normally means they have a phat crush on you or they rate you a 4, no in between

Girl - “your my bitch bc I rate you a 4”
Boy - “fuck you”

My Bitch by Not poal lee May 30, 2022