Metroid Prime 

One of the greatest games of all time. A game that Xbox owners bash because they don't understand that you need to have em all to play all the greats. Most people don't, but it's true.

Metroid Prime ROXXORZ!!!111!!1!

Metroid Prime by Sexxxy Rex January 22, 2003

Metroid Prime 

A great game, arguably the best... fuck it is the best game they have for gamecube, and befor bashing it, one might feel the desire to play the thing befor calling it gei, then maybe you will feel different about the large FPS with great MIDI's.

Metroid Prime by 1337 June 1, 2003

Metroid Prime 

Great first person shooter.

Metroid Prime is a great game, and it's been proven that people who hate it also like to give rim jobs.

Metroid Prime by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Metroid Dread 

This game used to be cancelled, wayyyy back in 2008, now its uncancelled in 2021, and won best Action-Adventure game at The Game Awards, and while TGA are rater controversial, its widely regarded by the Metroid Fanbase as the best in the series (especially after the rocky 2010s for Metroid), and is the bestselling Metroid to date. Its also the game with the third longest development cycle, only beaten by Duke Nukem Forever and Clockwork Aquario.

To summarize, it shouldn't have been this good, but it is.

Metroid Dread is Dreadfully good.

Metroid Dread by Signup Man December 11, 2021

Metroid Prime 2: Echos 

A non-existant game. Totally fake. Because everyone with a 5th grade education knows it's Metroid Prime 2: Echoes...not Echos, ya dumbfucks!

"My friend is such a dumbass n00b, he's waiting for Metroid Prime 2: Echos!" "Hahah, dumbass...he'll never find THAT game!"

Metroid Prime 2: Echos by anonymous December 8, 2004

Metroid Prime 

Best game of 2002. Exclusive to GameCube. (See Metroid)

Metroid Prime was the best game in all of 2002.

Metroid Prime by Nitemare January 18, 2003

Metroid Sexual

to conceal any physical hint of gender or sexuality by wearing full body and face armor.

Samus Aran, Spartan-458, and Master Chief are metroid sexual. Jeanne D'Arc would not, as her feminine face makes it obvious.

Metroid Sexual by dovid daes December 26, 2009