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Mentor College 

Mentor College is a school located in the heart of port credit. It strives to serve as a university prep school, even though that's kind of stupid because we are not in university. They give us the number of assignments, exams, and tests as a university would. Half the students don't even make it to university because they either kill themselves due to stress, and low grades, or they weren't able to finish the year with a high average due to not being able to keep up with the stupid amount of homework. This school is also notorious for having now snow days no madder the amount, if this school sees or notices and smiles or fun going on around the campus that is an automatic detention. 70% of the students are Asian transfer students and 20% are Arabic immigrants. This school doesn't have a football team even though they have uprights. They pick their sports teams based on attitude and not skill. There is downright zero high school spirit that goes on in the school, due to all the students shitting themselves to get above a 60% on their next math test. The overall average of students is about a 70, this school should rethink the difficulties of their courses, and the way they run their school. They do have a swimming pool, and a cool field. I go to this school, and I can tell you from experience it is shit, I am not getting into any university.
Jimmy: Hey you wanna hangout tonight, Bob
Fred: Jimmy remember? Bob killed himself
Jimmy: Awww, how come?
Fred: He goes to Mentor College

Mentor's Kiss

When someone in a superior position sensually kisses the underbreast of their underling.
Cindi: Hey Professor Sandy, can you help me out after class with my research?

Sandy: Come closer, dear.

Cindi: Wow, you just gave me a Mentor's Kiss! Neat-o!

Mentor daddy

Mentor Daddy is a desperate coworker who lays out a mentoring scenario where a female /male coworker engages in an intellectual discussion with him, who, by the way, is romantically interested in her/him.
During the conversation, the mentor daddy puts his hand on hers/ his to unambiguously signal his intentions.
After a mentoring session, My Mentor daddy told me how pretty I look today and asked me to join him for dinner?

My mentor daddy asked me if we could have our mentoring session in a park, over a glass of wine, or at a nightclub. He is such an amazing mentor daddy
Mentor daddy by Urban_Ritz August 13, 2021

mentor mentality 

To purposefully ignore other solutions to a problem while actively choosing the worst solution.
I can't believe that guy just removed this fun feature instead of changing it, he's literally the creator of mentor mentality.
mentor mentality by yeahloliguess September 10, 2021

Mentor Monkey

An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.
I wish I were a human so that I could have signed up at Mentor Monkey today!!
Mentor Monkey by Good Grader November 24, 2021

mentor boner 

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
mentor boner by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024