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Meat whistle tuner 

An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.
We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.

meat whistle musician 

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.
"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."
meat whistle musician by AquaX December 24, 2007

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...
man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

Hungarian meat whistle 

"Yo, check out that dudes Hungarian meat whistle!"

Vegan meat whistle 

When a person makes another person suck on a dildo...the "meat free" alternative to sucking on a mans penis.
Whoa! dude my gf gave me the best vegan meat whistle ever last night YUM!

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute
This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle
tune the meat whistle by Cumuppance September 5, 2021