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Lawnmower 

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods
Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)
Lawnmower by Morgan August 5, 2004

lawnmower 

A sexual position. The man is standing holding the woman's legs up and boning her tight pussy. The "dirty" version of the classic wheelbarrow race.
that beotch loved it when we started doin the lawnmower
lawnmower by ghettothug December 26, 2003

lawnmower 

A lawnmower is a lesbian, or maybe they're just "experimenting".

Lawnmower 

A sex move designed by Chris Jackson where one proceeds to insert his huge cock into his parters vagina and proceeds to spin in circles in and out while licking her asshole. He then french kisses her telling her to love the taste of shit in her mouth because "you just orgasmed bitch"
Might hit her with the lawnmower tonight

#mysexmove
Lawnmower by limpblitzrittz October 18, 2017

Lawnmower 

A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.
I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower
Lawnmower by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020

Lawnmower 

When a racer is so bad that he just forgets the road and drives on the grass, like a lawnmower
What a fucking lawnmower
Lawnmower by Finityboi July 11, 2020