Lanie 

Someone sexually harasses their chick fila drink in public

Woah what is lanie doing to her drink

Lanie by John solk February 11, 2019

Lanie 

The biggest softball player you’ll ever know... literally. She looks like an ugly feminist moose with her hairy butt. She’s disrespectful to all boys and acts lesbian near her friends, when she’s actually straight.

Dude 1: Bruh is that a moose?
Dude 2: No that’s just Lanie.

Lanie by StinkyFatballsHD24 June 11, 2020

Lanie 

A frucking thot who only cares about herself

Boy: leave her alone lanie
Lanie: frick you
Ex:(cries)

Look at that lanie she a thirty thot and gold digger

Lanie by Fuckutyty January 28, 2020

Lanie 

The ugliest most annoying girl in the world. She will call you nonstop if you’re her friend and give her your number. Also, she is super rude and when you don’t wanna be friends with her, she will harass you and stalk you until your her friend again. She also is a brat and if you have a roblox account she will give her password to like 100 people but when she finally gets hacked by someone she will accuse you of it cause she is super dumb.

My sister: “Oh my god Lanie keeps spamming me with annoying messages”

Me: “Why don’t you just block her number?”

My sister: “It won’t work! She’ll just get a fake number and text me from there.”

Lanie by YahhhYeet! June 5, 2019

Lanie 

The most bitches person of all time she is ugly and need to learn how too stop punching people in the titty

Lanie is a bitch

Lanie by Jejshejjw January 17, 2020

lanie 

The most amazing girl in the universe. She's really smart and kind and she's sooooo cute.

Im in love with lanie.

lanie by yaboithegirl April 1, 2019

Lanie 

Legit the most gorgeous girl you can find.
The nicest as well.

Always has your back and will make sure you’re ok even if she isn’t.

Very unique name as well.
From personal experience Lanie is the best girl you could ever have.

She’s gorgeous, smart, and funny as hell.
Her favorite thing ever is hugs, and she’s got one hell of a grip when she hugs you.
It’s like a damn python is grabbing you.
Anyone would be insanely lucky to have a Lanie as a friend, sister, or especially girlfriend.

That Lanie chick is extremely cute.

Lanie by SisterHaterinator July 4, 2019