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Junkyard Cleavage

People refer to a woman's ample backside as her having "junk in the trunk". And when a woman's top is low-cut, you can see her cleavage. Combine the two, and you have Junkyard Cleavage, which is also an advertisement..."See this? I got a messy kitchen! Come and see for yourself."
When a woman has the low-rise pants and either A) the lower-lumbar tattoo, or B) the thong, or hey...maybe both, she's showing off her Junkyard Cleavage.
Junkyard Cleavage by Chewy Kolchuk December 30, 2004

junkyard dog

A car, usually late 60's-70's era American muscle car, that is left in primer, and built up to beastly proportions, giving it a rough, loud, aggressive presence.
"My friend's 500 horsepower, primered '70 Chevelle is a real junkyard dog..."
junkyard dog by CeeCee666 June 30, 2009

junkyard warden 

A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.

If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.
After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.

Junkyard Bitch 

A girl with a physical abnormality that is desparate to put out because nobody will sleep with them. Junkyard is used because usually one or more parts of them is not real.
Dexter sleeps with junkyard bitches because he thinks girls with fake parts have low self-esteem.
Junkyard Bitch by NaderNicolas March 6, 2007

junkyard dog

1. a particularly vicious and dangerous dog, especially one chained up as a result of it's attacks

2. a particularly vicious and dangerous person

(dogs of such a temperament are frequently used to guard junkyards in movies)
If I have to deal with that junkyard dog again I will give it's owner a piece of my mind.

junkyard sandwich 

An old sandwich that has been left out. It is usually accompanied by the distinct odor of old cheese and deli meat.
My brothers room was littered with old pizza boxes, dirty laundry and even a lonley junkyard sandwich.