the lactose intolerant friend 

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

the lactose intolerant friend by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

Vaginal intolerant 

A guys inability to partake in activities involving a vagina because they dont enjoy vagina and would much prefer a big hard D!

I tried to set Ross up with Davids mom but I forgot that he is Vaginal Intolerant. He would prefer a night out with Gab instead!

Vaginal intolerant by ROBERBREW May 1, 2018

Lactose intolerant 

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy

“Nick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” “I am”

Lactose intolerant by cartman911 February 7, 2021

Sactose Intolerant 

One who is not tolerant to play under the nutsack...(near the booty hole)

She had her hand under my balls while sucking my dick. Her finger grazed my asshole and i said "whoa, back the fuck up im Sactose intolerant."

Sactose Intolerant by thetallguy321 April 1, 2009

Blacktoast-Intolerant 

A condition were burnt toast causes the tear ducts to explode and you cry.

I was eating toast when Blacktoast-Intolerant kicked in and I bawled bro.

Blacktoast-Intolerant by JMRILEY January 18, 2009

the intolerant left 

They like to provide your every thought for you and INFORM you of what is morally right and what isn't.We have a serious church and state issue going on with these whacko leftists in this country.

The intolerant left want to force their beliefs up your butt.

the intolerant left by go to hell you Democrat December 30, 2005

Lacoste Intolerant 

When a person refuses to wear/buy expensive clothing (ie. Lacoste, Ralph Lauren etc.). They will say that it makes them look 'preppy', and that they can find much cheaper clothing which, in fact, looks much better. They use this excuse to hide the real reason - they can't afford it.

Jeff: "Hey, like my new Lacoste polo?"
Melissa: "Why would you spend so much money on a shirt? I bought this blouse at Zellers for $7.99"
Jeff: "You're just Lacoste Intolerant, aren't you?"
Melissa: "Whatever" *Goes back in trailer*

Lacoste Intolerant by Satisfaction Jackson January 3, 2009