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narcisso-incestuous masturbation 

The act of having sex with one's clone.
Question: Is having sex with one's clone incest or masturbation?
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.

Meeting with the investors 

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.
Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

incestophiles 

An incestophile is a person who is sexually attracted to family members
Person 1: I’m incestophile
Person 2: That’s disgusting your sexually attracted to family members

incestophiles
incestophiles by anonymous May 29, 2021

The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy 

A mythical creature who roams the streets of Philadelphia and persuades homeless junkies to sell their souls for pocket change under a legally binding contract. The Great Incesto is also rumored to have magically flown these "homeless junkies" into the sky and given them the ass raping of their life. It is also believed that The Great Incesto is the mother and brother of all homeless junkies, hence the name "Incesto". Contrary to textbooks and popular belief, The Great Incesto never carries his sodomy in a magic bag.
"Hey man, did you give that crackhead any money?"

"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.

Reddittail-investors 

Group of investors that are linked through social media such as Reddit, who invest capital in trolling matter to hurt the rich people’s investments.
Reddittail-investors bought GameStop stock in large amounts which short squeezed the stock price into record high to hurt hedge funds investors.

incestors 

Ancestors who are incest.

When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.
Queen Victoria is not very fond of her incestors or her son and daughter's incestry
incestors by Matt Huff October 27, 2009