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horner man 

someone who you cheat on ur spouse with. commonly used by people from the island of trinidad and tobago.
de horner man run outa de house
horner man by nea_nea August 5, 2008

Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics

horniformitarianism 

When someone is so horney they can't control their emotions and they wind up staying that way.
Wow...Ron's so horny I think he's suffering from horniformitarianism....
horniformitarianism by Halo December 18, 2003

Hornificent 

Something that makes you exceedingly horny.
a) I didn't expect 'The Devil's Advocate' to be such a hornificent movie!

b) Hey, did you see Pam in her new dress? She looks positively hornificent!

c) Dave doesn't look like much, but he has hornificent abs. He was topless as I walked in on him testing out his new infrared goggles. Had I known what infrared goggles were for, I would not have stood there trying to act casual, as he watched the heat pulsing from my vulva.
Hornificent by Caligula1234 September 27, 2009

fuck hornet

A gigantic fucking bee. It doesn't even have to be a hornet. Just a giant insect that can sting
Jesus Christ! Outside, I saw the biggest fuck hornet of them all!

Little Jack Hornher 

Based on the children's nursery rhyme this sexual act entails taking a girl from behind doggystyle and inserting one's thumb in her anus upon climax.
As in....Little Jack Hornher... he stuck in his thumb, made the girl cum, and said, "What a good boy am I".