Hoardiculture 

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

Hoardiculture by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

Harder, daddy 

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.

A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.

Harder, daddy by SheevTheSenate66 October 30, 2021

people hoarder 

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.

Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!

people hoarder by mvolfman October 4, 2010

picture hoarder 

One who enjoys taking picture of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, whether it's of themselves, food, places, other people, make up, eyes, toes, objects, clothes, nature, etc. These people don't always like the pictures they take and won't always put them out on a social network to be seen by everyone, but they will keep them anyway for long periods of time simply for the memories. No matter how many pictures they take, they still feel empty.There are never enough pictures.

"Man, Emily is a picture hoarder. She has 1,790 pictures in her phone and refuses to get rid of any. Even the pictures of the ant she took last year!"

picture hoarder by That Cute Person November 16, 2013

Username Hoarder

A term for someone who makes a bunch of accounts on social media/video game so no one else can take them.

Me: I want to change my username to @poggers on Twitter.com.
Twitter: That username has been taken. Please choose another.
Me: A username hoarder at work...

Username Hoarder by GrimAider March 27, 2021

harder than Chinese calculus 

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

harder than Chinese calculus by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

Hardened Clay 

Usually meaning Terracotta

"Hey george look at that hardened clay"
"You melt me"

Hardened Clay by georgenotclothed February 1, 2021