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Heretic's Fork 

noun:

A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.

The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.

This device qualifies as a funkatron.
Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."

Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"

Tom: "..."
Heretic's Fork by Argonak April 12, 2008

Heretic Anthem 

The gretest song ever made. It was made by the Metal group Slipknot, and sung by Corey Taylor. Very hard, very heavy, veary true to life. Man is simply 555. I am 6(sic)6.
I'm a pop star threat and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner. I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer.
A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap.
It's suicidic, It's pornoholic.
Breakdowns, Obscenities, It's all I wanna be.
If You're 555 then I'm 666.
If you're 555 I'm 666.
If you're 555 then I'm 666 (what's it like to be a heretic)
If you're 555 I'm 666. (what's it like to be a heretic)
Heretic Anthem by Hao Sama September 16, 2004

heretic is a cock 

Hey, did you hear that Heretic is a cock? Yeah man! That's an absolute truth of the universe.
heretic is a cock by iMav May 29, 2004

Heretic Nub 

To: 'Fuck someone hard.'
Did you see Cindy! I heard she was Heretic Nub'ed by Mike!
Heretic Nub by -xPETEYx- January 31, 2008

Heretic opinion 

There is no real difference between pets slavery and AI I do not hate or defend anything
Heretic opinion by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Heretic (Informal/Social)

A person who actively tries to tear down Christianity not because of reason or belief, but out of hostility, resentment, or personal anger.
Despite identifying as an atheist, she spent so much time attacking Christianity that people began referring to her as a Heretic (Informal/Social)