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Oh Hell No! 

According to Gabriel Iglesias, the sixth level of fatness. You're in an elevator. You see an example of this trundling towards you. You quickly run to the "close door" button, and yell "OH HELL NO!"
*Johnny and Mark are in an elevator, and someone really big is approaching*
Johnny: "Oh hai fat person!"
Mark: "OH HELL NO! *runs to button panel and shuts the doors*"
Oh Hell No! by Xterra1 December 10, 2012

you had me at hell no 

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'
douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no
you had me at hell no by ed the Word September 11, 2009

Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life
Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles
you did not just do that!
Speakerboxxx!
The love below!
awww hell no!
hell no by skynyrd May 31, 2004

hell no; please 

Basically this means "no way" with an extra "please" on the end for good measure. Supposedly said by Mr. T, but I can't remember.
Hey lets jump that dumpster in a pedalo!!!
Hell no; please!!!
hell no; please by Ezra McKenzie November 7, 2006

Oh hell no 

Complete and utter rejection of an idea.
Girl in slasher movie: "We should split up!"
Black guy: "Oh hell no!"
Oh hell no by Soviet Russia February 12, 2017