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groundies 

A game that is pretty much a mix of Marco Polo and Tag on a playground.

One player starts by counting to 10 at the bottom of the playground while the other players have to jump around the playground to avoid the person who is "it". The catch is that the "it" person must always have his/her eyes closed. He/she will roam around on the playground trying to tag the others. If someone gets tagged, they are the new "it".

One generally would stay on the playground, but there are occasions when he/she would jump off the playground into the sand to get from one place to another more quickly. If the "it" person hears that person running around, he/she may scream out, "GROUNDIES!". If the person who was running around on the ground gets groundies called on him/her is still on the ground, they become to new "it".

WARNING: Although this is a very fun game, it can be dangerous. Because one is jumping from one obstacle to another, hence, jumping from a slide to monkey bars, some people can really fuck up and miss, causing them to fall and get hurt, die, or even contract AIDS. Have fun playing!
Jim: Damn, im bored.

Bob: Wanna go play groundies?

Jim: That would be swell!
groundies by Skoomapipe July 9, 2006
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Grunkies 

Faces made of a single pile of sand. Pebbles, shells, sticks and seaweed are used to define facial features such as nose, eyes, mouth, ears, etc. Grunkies are meant to be a little grotesque. They are said to keep watch over swimmers and protect them from dangers, such as the undertoad.
Sean: Though we built three grunkies, you should still be careful of the undertoad.
Grunkies by RedFieldsOfNone October 24, 2011
to move one's bowels.
Grandma....I have to go grunties.
grunties by geoff January 21, 2003

Grundlescaper

1. Someone who manscapes other people's grundles

2. A bottom feeder, degenerate or one who should be thrown out of windows at high elevations
Jay P needs to get the kids in line, they're talking out of turn and you already know that the grundlescapers are going exploit the stupid shit that's coming of Kaplan's mouth to stoke the flames and feed the animals at the zoo... Don't feed the fucking animals...

Grundlesburg 

A little Parish between Pussyborough and Asscrackerton inhabited mostly by VERY unsavory characters.
I blew a deal on the way South and hooked up with a blue crab in Grundlesburg. Shitty scene man.
Grundlesburg by The turd abibes November 23, 2021

Grungie Grundles 

Grungie Grundles smell really bad.

Ewwwwwwww look hes got on Grungie Grundles!!
Dang baby your Grungie Grundles are a major turn off.

grundlestiltskin 

Mythical creature that leave tiny sweat ball treasures on a man's grundle
My girlfriend was going to go down on me until she realized that grundlestiltskin had already been there