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Grocery Store Bagger 

Any attendee of E3 that does not work in the gaming industry and has no business being there.

Originated during a Street Fighter tournament at E3 when Kevin, the Capcom hype-builder and shirt-thrower, asked a participant what company he worked for. The attendee replied that he was a grocery store bagger.

Often used to derogatively refer to unwashed slobs in dirty t-shirts roaming the exhibit halls.
"Damn, I wanted to get a shirt at the Namco booth, but there were about a hundred grocery store baggers mobbing the place for freebies"

going to the grocery store

This is what you dad says when he’s about to leave you.
Person one: hey man why are you so sad
Person two: my dad said he was going to the grocery store

Person one: *silence*

grocery store 

Gun Store

slang term developed in Chicago's Cabrini-Green Housing Project by members of the Gangster Deciples
I'ma hit up the grocery store for some zoo zoo's and get strapped

Grocery store 

A place fathers say they are traveling to when they are really leaving you and your mother for a Karen
I'll be right back son, I'm going to get some ciggere- I mean milk at the grocery store

grocery store perfection 

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere
"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."

grocery store ghost 

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost