michael gleason 

a front runner

John - Hey Luke, did you see Auburn beat Alabama?
Luke - Since when have you liked Auburn
John - Ever since they beat Alabama
Luke - I fucking hate how much of a Michael Gleason your being right now

michael gleason by Trippyfrog December 9, 2013

Mr Gleason 

A god

Wake up with skittles on my face they calling me Mr Gleason

Mr Gleason by Emiliano Lawson October 28, 2019

Van Gleason 

"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.

Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!

THAT "VAN GLEASON" REALLY HELPED TO PROVIDE TEMPORARY RELIEFE TO MY RAW GRUNDLE

Van Gleason by Van Gleason August 25, 2022

brett gleason 

A man that owes his girlfriend tacos.

Brett Gleason....yeah I know the guy.....he owes me 🌮🌮tacos!

brett gleason by ItsDatGurl December 18, 2016

Jackie Gleason

Derived from a Family Guy episode. This sexual move involves the female performing oral sex on the male. When the male is about to cum he pulls out of her mouth and releases his load all over the female's face while simultaneously exclaiming "POW! Right in the kisser." This is in reference to a quote by Jackie Gleason in the 'The Honeymooners'

I gave my bitch a Jackie Gleason last night.

"Giving her a Jackie Gleason excites her", says Ron, "Hermione loves it when I yell POW, right in the kisser."
"I wanna do Hermione." grumbles Harry

Jackie Gleason by J-Snizzle May 23, 2008

zack gleason 

white,gay,annoying, small penis, have no life or love life sits in a parking lot for fun and thinks its cool.

zack gleason talks way to much

zack gleason by vencbilly October 14, 2019

Kick Max Gleason Day 

The day when Max is being such an idiot that you have to kick him

“Dude Max is being such an idiot, I can’t wait till Kick Max Gleason Day!”

Kick Max Gleason Day by Bruhniqqa January 7, 2020