Glitching 

An excuse for when you fuck up and don’t wanna seem like an idiot

My hands were glitching, I couldn’t do my essay

Glitching by NasaIGuess December 26, 2018

head glitching 

The art of hiding your head from the enemies sight in a first or third person shooter such as Modern Warfare or Halo reach.

dude stop head glitching me.

i would of won of if the kid didn't head glitch so much

head glitching by Boatengj98 August 6, 2011

glitching my Matrix 

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

glitching my Matrix by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010

map glitching 

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.

Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."

map glitching by Camzeck September 24, 2009

Wet Glitching 

To be “tweaking” or another word for rain

You wet glitching. It’s so peaceful outside when it’s wet glitching.

Wet Glitching by Wetter 200 August 21, 2019

Glitching Scene 

The Glitching Scene is a term refering to top Glitchers who find glitches and DO NOT exploit them for there own use to gain an advantage in a video game, only performing the glitches for fun. The Glitching Scene can contain whole clans as well as individuals.

"chaoticPERFECTION and carkidz are my fav. in the glitching scene"

Glitching Scene by Glitcher457 February 5, 2010

glitching feelings 

When someone’s feelings keep changing that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what they’re feeling // past experiences may factor in its not just what’s happening in the moment

Her mother had hurt her so much that she has glitching feelings anytime her mother does something nice

glitching feelings by Yellow crocs September 13, 2020