gargling porpoise 

When during oral sex, the ejaculate is so voluminous and forceful that it completely fills all sinuses in the skull, exiting forcefully via the nostrils, possibly ears, and in the rare case, eyes. So named for the both the resemblance in sound and the similar way that porpoises exhale via their blow-hole.

She made me sperm so hard, I ended up giving her a gargling porpoise. She really sounded like one, too. She had to see a ENT doctor.

gargling porpoise by Mountin Merl March 6, 2007

Gargling Chewbacca 

When a person cums in their partners throat, and punches them. When they start choking, their gargling sounds like chewbacca

Someone 1: Broooo I nearly got arrested yesterday!

Someone 2: how jeez

Someone 1: I gave this slag a gargling chewbacca

Gargling Chewbacca by 360NoscopeMLG April 24, 2019

Gargling Spaget 

Action of deep-throating multiple Italian Men at the same time.

The only reason she got the job at the Vespa factory was because she was a pro at Gargling Spaget.

Gargling Spaget by LordDadBod January 27, 2020

gargling his bacon 

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

gargling his bacon by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Gargling Racoon 

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

Gargling Racoon by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

Gargling toad 

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

Gargling toad by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

jizz gargling 

Using cum as scope

She took the load in her mouth and she cum-gargled it before swallowing it all.

jizz gargling by The Problem Solver October 10, 2004