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a garbage man

The retort to any person's lame excuse of "I know what you are, but what am I?"
Can be easily out-dissed by the secondary retort, "Takes one to no one."
Person 1: I guess you're a garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: Takes one to know one.
Bystander: Ooo, well-played, sir.
a garbage man by fraces November 5, 2013
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mokan garbage man 

mokan ( missouri/kansas) garbage man - verbal phrase- when you place your anal orphus against any other human orphus ( particularly the vagina) and fill it with air, or what ever happens to fly out. so that the air will be released at will for the other cotributing party to enjoy. ( side note ) you must have a tight seal between orphuses for maximum effect. a roll of toilet paper may be used for those having trouble connecting the orphuses for transferrence. also you may need antibiotics after this maneuver. use the roll of toilet paper for final clean up
while in a scissor maneouver with my girlfriend last night , i pressed my anal orphus to her vagina and gave her the old mokan garbage man!

Otto the garbage man 

noun (origin - circa 1993, Los Angeles) a racial insult directed toward Jews, as evidenced by the dialogue below from Pulp Fiction, a cult classic.
"Now Jimmie, don't do nothin' stupid like puttin' that out in front of your house for Otto the garbage man to take away."

-Jules
Otto the garbage man by Klizack March 31, 2006

the garbage can man show 

Underground American Animated sitcom, that first came to prominence on Amazon. Renowned for its dark scenes, and surrealist animation style. Created by animator Preston Hazard.
Did you watch the new episode of the Garbage Can Man Show yet?

garbage can man

A Code word for dead man found in dumpster and is used mainly by law enforcement agencies call in Northern CA.
What can stink up the dumpster behind a New Star Portrait? The Garbage can man can.

man garbage 

The garbage that is a man (if they are indeed garbage) and or a woman who is the garbage for a man (if she is indeed garbage). An irrelevant person who makes ignorant decisions or makes flat out stupid comments. An insult toward a person who is lower than garbage. Also see fuckboy.
Eddie was offended when Andrea banged her fist on the table jokingly. He said "what is wrong with you!?" In a serious tone.
"Shut up, Eddie! You're man garbage!" Andrea replied.

Eddie said "you called me garbage!"
Andrea respnded "no, I called you man garbage. It is lower than garbage."
man garbage by AmyTequilahouse March 3, 2017

garbagecanjuice 

No good, shitty, bad, horrible the liquid at the bottom of a dumpster
Yo god, your squad played like straight garbagecanjuice last night!!!
garbagecanjuice by MHolla May 11, 2014