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fucked off for a bad joke 

1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
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Pissed fucked off my hammer tits 

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.
Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

EFO (Exceptionally Fucked Off) 

EXCEPTIONALLY FUCKED OFF
Had a bunch of friends over last night, my house EFO today. EFO?? Ya man, it's EFO (Exceptionally Fucked Off)

fucked him off

Aussie slang for cutting someone out of your life
Jerry was being a complete knucklehead to John so John fucked him off and ended their friendship right then and there

Fucked me off 

Is being fucked on "by a person"
Angelica and Dionne were talking about how fucked me offs are like getting fucked on.
Fucked me off by Angel1994 October 1, 2025

Fucked my dick off 

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
Fucked my dick off by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

no way, get fucked, fuck off 

Phrase countersung by audiences at Angels concerts, to the song, and line 'Am I ever gonna see your face again?'.
The Band:
Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls,
described you clearly, but the sky began to fall

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Audience:
No way, get fucked, fuck off