Floats the boat in your river 

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

Floats the boat in your river by Billam7 January 25, 2020

whatever floats your boat 

(Idiom) What you do is your choice

You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.

whatever floats your boat by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

whatever floats your boat 

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

whatever floats your boat by ThaPigg October 23, 2008

what ever floats your boat 

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner

guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...

what ever floats your boat by guy wiffa fro January 3, 2010

Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach 

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach by teenag-er December 31, 2012

whatever floats your boat 

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

whatever floats your boat by punkmovement January 23, 2016

flat bottom boat

When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.

"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."

flat bottom boat by 7 Suns February 13, 2008