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Jesus Feathered Christ 

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
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Down-Feathered 

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket
My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!

Tar and feathered 

Modernized: To cum all over a girl and proceed to make it rain over aforementioned area, making them stick to her.
Josh: My vacation was awesome. I took that girl I met in the club back to my yacht and made it rain over my splooge.

Greg: Tar and feathered her, nice.

Cum and Feathered 

Similar to the ritualistic act of "Tar and Feathering". The victim will receive a coating of the participants cum, preferably on the face and immediately followed by a handful of feathers. Exploding Feathered pillow blow to the face is the preferred method.
Dude 1: "..so I totally left that Bitch looking like a chicken!"

Dude 2: "lmfao?! How so?"

Dude 1: "The classic CUM AND FEATHERED method!"

Dude 2: "Ahh yes, the classic CUM AND FEATHERED method"
Cum and Feathered by RacinJason December 13, 2018

flying feathered rats 

Pigeons of Seagulls that are scavengers either scronging for food that is left behind or rummage thru trash bins for food scraps.
Man! look at that old lady at the parking lot feeding breadcrumbs to those flying feathered rats!!

A Feathered Dragon 

Getting rimmed by someone who just ate a Ghost Chili, while they tickle your gonads with a feather.
Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?

a feathered turkey 

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.
If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?