Faulty Wiring

the state of being stupid or acting stupidly

sorry I must have faulty wiring!

Faulty Wiring by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

faulty download 

A faulty download is when you have downloaded a file, an episode from a TV-serie for example, and you realize that it's either a corrupt file or more presizely downloaded the previous episode when expecting the new episode.

Trying to download ep. 19 of some TV-serie, and getting either corrupt file, or previous/old episode is defined as a "faulty download".

faulty download by Martin Mattesen July 28, 2008

faulty faucet

When a guy thinks that he is done peeing and puts his dick back in his underwear and a few more drops of pee come out, such as a faucet that when you turn off and drops still come out. This can be very uncomfortable for most guys because they have to continue their day feeling the pee on their skin.

John- "Damn it, my fucking faulty faucet is going to make me uncomfortable until lunch is over!"

faulty faucet by Swaggmaster6969 November 18, 2014

faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.

Quit faulty-tasking!

faulty-tasking by Author1992 September 14, 2019

faulty vibrator 

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

faulty vibrator by LordWatson July 12, 2003

faulty crop-sprayer 

The action your sphincter makes into the bog after a large night `on it`

Jesus my arse this morning after that `ruby`, it was going like a faulty crop-sprayer`!

faulty crop-sprayer by Richard Cook March 28, 2003

faulty crop-sprayer 

1)In North by Northwest, the plane giving Cary Grant a hard time.

2)A prostate that no longer functions

"Get that there piece o shit out of my barn."

faulty crop-sprayer by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003