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perversion excursion 

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop
i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

Ford Excursion 

An awesome super large SUV made by Ford from 2000-2005. The SUV for the hard-core soccer-mom. Was designed like a Super Duty truck and was intended for rural or commercial use. But it got popular with suzy-homemakers instead. It's cons outweighed it's pros (poor fuel mileage, not being able to fit in suburban garages, etc) so Ford quit making them. Driving this SUV screams a big "fuck you" to all the liberal Prius drivers out there.
Son: Hey Mom, I think you hit that Prius on the way home from Soccer practice!!
Mom: That was just a speed bump, honey...
Son: Then why is there a Door stuck in the grill!!
Mom: Oh crap...not again!! We have to get rid of that Ford Excursion.
Ford Excursion by Metalhead83 August 26, 2011

Carnival underwater excursion 

Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.
Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.

ford excursion 

clearly another attempt by mankind to continue chipping away at earths already fragile ecosystem. manufactured solely for the purpose of depleating natural resources such as oil and oxygen at a much faster rate than other bus-sized vehicles. republicans love 'em.
" i can't wait to show the guys at the country club my new ' W The President ' sticker on my ford excursion! "
ford excursion by k-town December 16, 2004

Midwest Excursion 

When someone spreads your cheeks (In the Midwestern region of the United States) and inserts a large object inside of your anus.
Jacob hit Justin with the Midwest Excursion when he was told they won't be sharing a room in Minecraft. Safe to say he won't be walking the same for a few hours.
Midwest Excursion by Taybur August 8, 2023

spontaneous weekend excursion 

The act of going somewhere without planning it.
Did you hear about John and Amanda? Their on there spontaneous weekend excursion! I think they went to California.