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Engeltool 

An engeltool is one who extremely exaggerates or lie about his state of sobriety. Often times an Engeltool will even pretend he is either drunk or high after drinking O'douls brand beer or smoking a cigarette.
Kevin: Oh my god!

Matt: What?

Kevin: I'm still drunk from the Bahamas!!

James: You got back from the Bahamas a week ago, tool.

Wes: Don't worry about this guy bros, he is an Engeltool.
Engeltool by Huskington November 12, 2009
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Edgelynn 

An Edgelynn is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. She’s strong in many ways, agressive and loud and can be rude but always somehow is there to help you. She’s kind and funny and deep down very lovable. Lowkey popular you’ll find her around everyone. Brown eyed and has beautiful hair find yourself an Edgelynn today. You won’t regret it ;)
Wow did you see Edgelynn today?

Yeah, she told me the funniest story.

I’m so happy I’m friends with Edgelynn.
Edgelynn by Primeval12 July 12, 2018

engelika 

awesome bitch. most prettiest bhaddie you'll ever meet
wow, shes such an engelika
engelika by idiotic bitch February 11, 2020

Friedrich Engels

Sugar daddy of Karl Marx, who gave him a lot of money all the time. He also secretly had a gay relationship with Marx, resulting in the great communism manifesto, which actually resembles the Kamasutra for the politically interested.
Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx are so sweet together!
Friedrich Engels by DrückDichDirk December 23, 2022
Also known as a hobbit, a small man with a unpredictable temper and a large appetite. Known to have hairy feet and the propensity to use strange insults (i.e. HOOKA!)
Hey look! the Engel escaped from the Shire!
Engel by Tommy O'Shea March 4, 2008
v. a lie or mistruth told with the express knowledge by the teller that it will gain them nothing of value
That guy must have engeled all his names so he could use a different version for different whores. Genius.
engel by bbsincere April 21, 2009