ding dong schlong badong badonkas 

the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size

John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

ding dong schlong badong badonkas by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

Ding dong schlong 

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

Ding dong schlong by Fadgy December 9, 2020

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.

Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

Ding Dong Shit by CrackManson July 7, 2024

Ding Dong Scammer 

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people

This Ding Dong Scammer

Ding Dong Scammer by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong 

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.

1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong by pinkparasite87 August 17, 2011

Shama Lama Ding Dong 

Writer/ Director of such Hollywood hits as "The Sixth Sense" and "The Happening".

As in M. Knight Shama Lama Ding Dong

Shama Lama Ding Dong by H0T Karl October 15, 2009

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick 

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.

A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick by datDude July 22, 2014