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dead horse jockey 

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.
I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.
dead horse jockey by Darious Guile October 22, 2009
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Dead horse's ass 

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.
When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

dead horse cemetery 

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.
Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.
dead horse cemetery by Obsidius February 22, 2008

Dead Horse Vibe

1. The 'Dead Horse Vibe' occurs when there's a difference of opinion and both parties don't want to back down from their views which causes an annoyance which in turn makes both parties feel awkward but they still try and act like nothings wrong.

2. Another meaning of the 'Dead Horse Vibe' is where people/friends have been hanging out/sleeping over for a long duration(1 or more weeks) and eventually everyone runs out of material(things to say) and wants to go home which creates a weird feeling but everyone still continues to try and act normal.
Example for meaning 1:

Guy1: Hey did you see that cool movie?
Guy2: nah I didnt like it much, its lame
Guy1: Thats your opinion but still... why dont you like it?
Guy2: I dont have any reasons for not liking it
Guy1: I didnt say you needed a reason for not liking it, I was just asking a simple question
Guy2: I dunno I just dont like it, why do you care?
Guy1: I dont care but still you must have some sort of idea why you dont like it

-Dead Horse Vibe Activated-
Dead Horse Vibe by yuh66h March 18, 2014

dead horse race 

Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).
This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race.
dead horse race by walski69 October 24, 2007

dead horse cliché 

A cliché in popular fiction that was common at one point in time, but has become so overused that it no longer has any relevance, so whenever it's used consecutively, it is as though the writers are "beating up a dead horse".
Mick: You know what I hate? That new music video by Chris Brown. It's basically a Michael Jackson rip-off with triads.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse cliché since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.

Dead Horse Vibe

Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.
Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.
Dead Horse Vibe by Starsnake May 29, 2016