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Cumberland Island

an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)

Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.

And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.

Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.

Cumberland Gap 

A mountain pass near the juncture of Tennessee, Kentucky, and Virginia, popularized by the folk song of the same name. The Cumberland Gap is where neighbors go to drink a little whiskey and take a little nap. You are always fifteen miles from the Cumberland Gap, no matter where you are.
My liver is extremely unhappy with me because of all that moonshine i drank at the Cumberland Gap last week.
Cumberland Gap by rogueclown January 5, 2010

Cumberland Salute 

When a man salutes you with his Cumberland Sausage.
Dude, that homo has his penis out, I think he is giving you the Cumberland Salute.

cumberland furnace 

When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.
I have to take a huge poo, so it might be a good time to do a Cumberland Furnace. The booty is full of logs.

Cumberland Farms Kids 

cute and smart children, who take over any situation and make it a beautiful place.....
when kids say they are from Cumberland they don't mean the gas station *cough *cough Jayden*
if you bump into someone wh0 goes by "cumberland Farms kids....." then it might just be your lucky day!
"see them cuties over there?" " they must be a Cumberland Farms Kids!"

Cumberland Maryland 

A small town in Western Maryland. Consists mainly of people 50 years or older. Two high schools in cumberland: Eastern side is Fort Hill and the western side is Allegany. Huge rivals in football. Most of the teenage population either smokes weed or crack. Some drop acid in their eyes and others inject heroine in their tear glands so they don't show any signs of tracks. Most kids believe they are part of a gang but in reality the gangs are shitty. They actually make Lil Wayne look "Gangsta".
If you like drugs and want to be a part of a wannabe crip or blood gang, move to cumberland maryland. if youre black we'd love to pay you to do nothing with your life.