crimp 

A crimp is a penis that does not open, and has no opening to pee, if that can be visualised. It is largely mythical as I have yet to come across someone who will openly admit to having a crimp. But then male lactation is also largely mythical but there are many websites devoted solely to that practise...

Do you have a crimp?

My god, you do as well!!!

crimp by Very Expert December 25, 2005

crimp 

an asshole. brown eye. dookie shute. it refers to ur asshole looking like the top of a bottle where the cap is crimpped.

When that fat bitch bent over i saw her nasty crimp.

crimp by "EL CONQUISTADOR" February 27, 2009

Crimp 

Rudys house

Aye let’s go to the crimp and smoke

Crimp by Hshxbsuxjjejd June 4, 2018

crimp 

A merging of the title, "Criminal Pimp."

Yo Crimp, where all da hos at?!

crimp by Shaun December 30, 2003

crimp 

It is crunk and a pimp.
crunk means drunk.

I'm a crimp = I'm a drunk and a pimp
is u a crimp

crimp by Skinny Folks January 12, 2005

crimp 

Aliens that are a combonation of shrimp and crickets.
Also can be used as an adjective to describe someone.

"Oh my god!! look at those crimps, they just jumped all over Brett's face and ate him!"

"Damn! James gets all the ladies and doesn't turn them lesbian, he is sooo crimp!"

crimp by Zach Mayfield September 12, 2007

Crimp 

A safe space to stay in for a short time. Usually empty buildings or cars.

Ex: "I needed to crimp at my girlfriend's house because my mom and her boyfriend are too loud and I need to study for finals."
Ex: "If you ever need a place to crimp, I got your back."

Crimp by Spookyfishman May 24, 2017