crackablunkaphlum 

The word to describe a relationship between people who seem to have romantic feelings for each other but where one or both refuse to act on these feelings.

May be caused by fear of commitment.
May be caused by fear of sex.

It's quite bloody crazy.

Lizzy: We're not a couple! We're crackablunkaphlum!
Finch: But we're practically married! we sleep in the same bed for God's sake!
Lizzy: Crackablunkaphlum!
Finch: But I LOVE YOU
Lizzy: I crackablunkaphlum you!
Finch: But I haven't had sex in a year!
Lizzy: That's crackablunkaphlum!

crackablunkaphlum by DTravers81 January 17, 2008

Cracktabulous 

The joy of seeing your friend's ass crack hanging out of their pants.

Tiffany, those low rise jeans are cracktabulous!

Cracktabulous by Amberly Rose November 23, 2010

crack baby 

One who is seriously deformed, resultant of their mother's use of drugs during pregnancy.

SENKA IS A CRACK BABY, AND SHE SMELLS LIKE SHIT!

Senka is an idiot...crack baby.

crack baby by HOMIEg-BCC March 5, 2004

crack baby 

A mother who smokes crack while having a kid, when the kid is born it will be a crack baby/retarded or have problems,or may luckily be smart.

Yo mama smoked a lot of crack when use wuz born, u crack baby.

crack baby by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006

crackBack 

lower back problems due to injestion of crack cocaine, peruvian marching powder, bolivian addicto inflicto or any other form of cocaine.

Although Dano fell off a ladder putting up house decorations and was using enormous amounts of cocaine; he blamed his bad back on carrying a few books into a customers house telling everybody, "It couldn't be crackBack!"

crackBack by Dan Heien November 24, 2007

crackback 

Coca Cola's response to Pepsi Throwback. They're going back to their roots by putting cocaine in their Coca Cola.

Damn, this Coca Cola Crackback is good!

crackback by Senior Caesar April 6, 2010

cockbaby 

a child born through the male urethra.

"Steve is such a cockbaby"

cockbaby by nico/wolf November 25, 2007