Correlation 

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

Correlation by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009

corrugated 

Wrinkled.

Past tense of corrugate

The corrugated and decrepit vagabond hath smote thy commonwealth

corrugated by larstait October 11, 2003

corrugated 

Munted; drunk, stoned, or similar. As in corrugated iron (the wiggly roofing iron).

"We were too corrugated to even order pizza"

corrugated by Ginger G August 18, 2005

corrugated 

Partially punctured.

Be sure to use the corrugated cardboard so that it will stay folded in route.

corrugated by blitzit December 28, 2013

spearmans wank correlation coefficient 

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

spearmans wank correlation coefficient by mcfinners February 20, 2011

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

The Shading Handjob Correlation by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008

Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

Correlation =/= Causation by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018