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Bearded Clam Chowder 

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina
I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

Wisconsin Clam Chowder 

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings
Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!

clam chowder

The fluids secreted from the elusive bearded clam when aroused, often tasting of fish and of a creamy texture.
I got some clam chowder up my nostril while giving her head hanging upside-down.

clam chowder

that act of a drunk guy having intercourse with a female counterpart and just before he ejaculates, he screams "Psyche!" and proceeds to vomit all over her vagina from being too intoxicated.
"Oh Yeah baby!! Uh Huh, right there, right there... OoooohhhHhhh!! Here I cum.!...."

"PSYCHE!!!"

*SPEW*

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clam chowder by hotdog December 4, 2004

New England Clam Chowder 

When the guy pulls out and cums in a girl's belly button which resembles a bowl of New England Clam Chowder
Dude, I gave my girlfriend the New England Clam Chowder last night!

Alabama Clam Chowder 

After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.
Your mom makes the best Alabama Clam Chowder.