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Charleston

The smell of shit in the air after the shit has been flushed.
A waft of Charleston trailed after him as he left the bathroom stall.
Charleston by TrillWill-05 February 2, 2026

Charleston Choo Choo 

When a woman from Charleston, SC shits on your chest.
Lisa gave William a Charleston Choo Choo for his birthday.

Charleston Schlompdonkey 

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies
Charleston Schlompdonkey by youk November 15, 2007

Charleston chew 

A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
Charleston chew by nnddrrjj September 30, 2012

Charleston teacup

When giving a hand job, you stick your pinkie finger out, just to be fancy.
She's a class act. While stroking it, she gave me a Charleston teacup.
Charleston teacup by Gothic Mess September 1, 2022

Charleston dandy 

A staunchly conservative, good-looking South Carolinian.
Charleston dandy by BuddyCianci February 5, 2012