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Chandelier Queer
Definition:
A Homosexual with exquisite and/or expensive taste. An Elegant Fag. A self-spoiled fruit. Not to be confused with a Gay Sugar Daddy that spends all his money on his 14yr old rent boys. Chandelier Queers (CQs) are not aversed to sharing their exquisite luxuries with others, but they mainly indulge themselves. If you happen to know a CQ, you might accidentally share in some of his affluent tastes by proxy.
A Homosexual with exquisite and/or expensive taste. An Elegant Fag. A self-spoiled fruit. Not to be confused with a Gay Sugar Daddy that spends all his money on his 14yr old rent boys. Chandelier Queers (CQs) are not aversed to sharing their exquisite luxuries with others, but they mainly indulge themselves. If you happen to know a CQ, you might accidentally share in some of his affluent tastes by proxy.
Example:
Phil: We're gonna go over to Victor's for dinner tonight, we're having Pheasant a l'Orange.
And I heard he's prepared a delightful Raspberry Coulis for dessert.
Kev: That is one classy sounding guy. I bet his wife's a babe?
Phil: No dude, Vic's gay. Rich, but gay.
Kev: No way, a Chandelier Queer? I thought they were made up
Phil: We're gonna go over to Victor's for dinner tonight, we're having Pheasant a l'Orange.
And I heard he's prepared a delightful Raspberry Coulis for dessert.
Kev: That is one classy sounding guy. I bet his wife's a babe?
Phil: No dude, Vic's gay. Rich, but gay.
Kev: No way, a Chandelier Queer? I thought they were made up
Chandelier Queer by Dublinisms May 3, 2013
Related Words
chandelier cock
1. When a man has a chandelier for a cock. The chandelier has numerous shiny crystals dangling from it. Piss is shot out of each crystal.
2. When a chandelier has cocks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. As the chandelier hangs from the ceiling piss is shot out of each cock onto the floor.
2. When a chandelier has cocks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. As the chandelier hangs from the ceiling piss is shot out of each cock onto the floor.
"When i was at the Red Sox game the other night, i went to take a piss and saw one of the most fucked up things ever in the bathroom. This man dropped his shorts and whipped out this big chandelier cock and began pissing in the trough."
or
"When me and Javier were playing XBox the other day, the chandelier cock on the ceiling starting pissing all over us and ruined the game we were playing."
or
"When me and Javier were playing XBox the other day, the chandelier cock on the ceiling starting pissing all over us and ruined the game we were playing."
chandelier cock by Dick Sniffer January 21, 2010
chandelier sexual
The person who prefers chandeliers
chandelier sexual by Sophie-chan-19283 February 22, 2017
Chandelier Bush
The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...
Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
Chandelier Bush by goochy goochy December 4, 2019
chandelier chick
The it girl in the room. She takes over the scene and everyone gravitates toward her nourishing energy.
Lala is definitely a chandelier chick, she came with high vibes and lit up the room with her presence.
chandelier chick by ladonnarey August 22, 2022
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009