catnip 

when you cat poo poo in mouth

oi mate my cat catnipped me yesterday
thats gorss

catnip by sodapoppinnn June 18, 2019

Catnip 

Cat's Cannabis, Feline Weed, whatever you wanna call it
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.

Person 1: Dude your cat's acting shitcrazy what the fck happened?
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment

Catnip by MinecraftRulesDotCom March 8, 2021

Catnip 

A euphemism for estrogen medication. Used by boymoders to talk about HRT publicly so only those "in-the-know" will understand.

Closet Catgirl: Shoot, I forgot to take my... uh...
Cool Person: ...Catnip?
Closet Catgirl: ...Yeah, lol.

Catnip by furrrealsx3 January 16, 2023

catnip 

the fucking thing you have to clean up after youre stupid cat fucking had a shit on the garden table

catnip suck for real tho

catnip by naw bludder February 2, 2024

catnip beard 

A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.

Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!

catnip beard by figurista June 7, 2014

catnip faygo 

epic cool person/parent of two beautiful furbys

ghandi or someone: hey god what’s your fav creation

god: gotta be catnip faygo famed owner of cavendish and faygo

catnip faygo by chthonicGraverobber February 22, 2022

catnip'd 

The act of having one's pussy lips, specifically the labia minora, bitten, nibbled and chewed on during cunnilingus.

That dude ate my vag so energetically and aggressively he totally catnip'd me!!

catnip'd by Pussy's Meow August 31, 2017