boston bruins 

Used to be a great NHL team with a great rivalry with the Montreal Canadiens. Now sucks so much that even Habs fans are starting to cut them some slack. Somehow, some poor excuse for a human decided it was a good idea to exchange by far their best player( Joe Thornton who leads the NHL in assists ) for a bunch of nobodies. Currently, the Bruins are battling it out with the oh so powerful Columbus Blue Jackets to avoid being in the bottom 5. That coming from the team which ended last season at the top of their division on top of that. How far the mighty Bruins have fallen.

The Boston Bruins lose in overtime more often than any other team in the league. We should teach them that losing in overtime is still nowhere near as good winning the actual game. Embarassingly enough, the Bruins are part of the Original Six... At least, they're still better than the Blackhawks.

boston bruins by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

santa Clara bruins 

The Santa Clara public high school who's football team will own Wilcox this year

Wilcox player, "Once again, we will finish off the Bruins for this year"

Santa Clara Player, "Sure, iff you say so!"

after the game....

Spectator, "wow, Santa Clara really ripped wilcox a new ass hole"

Santa Clara player, "hey fag, since you lost we get free hotdogs and slurpees from 7-11, and you can lick our Bruin ass holes clean because we just shitted on your team"

santa Clara bruins by bruin football team August 22, 2003

Boston Bruins 

The bottom feeder team of Boston, They have not won a Stanley cup since 1972, every other Boston team has won multiple championships since the lowly bruins. The fans are more sensitive than lacrosse or soccer fans, always trying to say the Bruins deserve respect... no one knows why. Known truly as a loser franchise one can only pray for the bruins as they can't go past the second round of the playoffs but that why we have another much more proud winter sports team known as the Celtics. They have won 17 championships to the bruins 5, this is why the Celtics ratings have a three fold market share to the bruins. Also the only team in sports history, not just hockey to go up on a team 3-0 the flyers and then to lose the series 4-3, a truly pathetic franchise.

Your going to the boston bruins game tonite? Yea...
Man that sucks should have saved your money the team will never win a stanley cup.. what a sad fan base, always complaining

Boston Bruins by thatnutz April 16, 2011

Boston Bruins 

A bunch of faggotz with sticks. They blow each other on the bench, and eat out marchand and suck on his tiddies.

That guy with the dick in his mouth is such a Boston Bruins.

Boston Bruins by FUCKTHEBRUINS June 10, 2019

Booze Bruise 

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

Booze Bruise by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Chet Brunstein 

Your average Joe, just a generic male character that's just generally uninteresting.

Bro, the male player character in this game is just Chet Brunstein, how dumb.

Chet Brunstein by JT_Lich July 17, 2022

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018