the blue-face blastoff 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”

He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

the blue-face blastoff by thericardo June 3, 2018

Ghetto Blastoff 

The first hit of Crack-Cocaine one receives for free from their local Crack dealer.

Lashonda's Ghetto Blastoff landed her kids with Social Services.

Ghetto Blastoff by IAmTheBatt September 26, 2010

Blastoff 

When you are smoking some marijuana and you think you start to feel a little high, it is that intense high feeling you get right after you take one more hit that takes you to fucking space.

"Dude I just got a little high" *takes one more hit* *1 second later* "Hoooolllyyy shhhiitttt duuude, BLASTOFF!."

Blastoff by Dennis V Blastoff March 9, 2010

blastoff 

an expression ofen used by youth in place of outdated terms such as "cool" or "bitchin'."

Dude! That dunk was totally blastoff!!!!

blastoff by Will "Blastoff" C. February 8, 2007

office beast 

Office Beast is an over weight broad, usually working in customer service. Fat with red hair, she stomps around all day in her elephant suit and talks about banging randos.

Could you imagine the smell is you took Office Beast's pants off?

office beast by Mad Skeezy July 11, 2014