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you get that on the big jobs

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

big man on campus 

A guy in college with connections. The Big Man on Campus (or BMOC) knows people. He's privy to the locations of the best parties, the coolest hangout spots, and the loosest women. The term isn't used as much anymore due to the advent of internet social networking, allowing everyone to "know people"; but still, being a BMOC takes skill in real-world networking. BMOC's aren't always douchebags, but may have a slightly more inflated ego than most.
BMOC: "Ok, guys, I got us all invited to this sorority party tonight, and I know a liquor store we can stop at that doesn't card."

Other guy: "Whoa, check out the Big Man on Campus! Awesome, dude!"
big man on campus by AR-558 March 16, 2013

talk on the big white phone

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

Big Wolf on Campus

A show from 1999-2002 about a high school jock named Tommy Dawkins (Brandon Quinn) who is bitten by a werewolf. Tommy can only turn to Merton J Dingle (Danny Smith) for help. Tommy and Danny throughout the series fight a whole bunch of people who think they can be badasses and take over the world, such as vampires, mummies, other werewolves, and witches. Also Tommy and Merton have to deal with fellow badass Lori Baxter (Aimée Castle), who is Tommy's on and off girlfriend, but also has an obsession with seeing Tommy 'wolf out.' Merton wants her too, but everytime he tries she beats the crap out of him. :(
Fan- Hey, did you ever watch Big Wolf on Campus?

Danny Smith- Never heard of it.

Fan- I loved that Martin guy.

Danny Smith- I thought it was Merton?

Fan- How would YOU know?

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”
Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.