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(zoology) A branch of pygmy bonobos that are very tiny and big-eyed. Their fur can either be pink, teal, or black. They do not use limbs for movement. Their one only goal in life is to find and forcibly have sex with human females. When attached to a woman, they cannot be removed by any means. Some report say that bamboozles will even hump dead female corpses if they are desperate. They are immortal and will never satisfied.
"My wife was raped by a bamboozle and we had to burry her body with the damn thing... *cry*"
by Solaron Zim April 1, 2008
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When a male places his penis in a females mouth when she is asleep, then procedes to urinate in for mouth until she wakes up, at which point the male shouts Bamboozle!
by Joe Reeves February 9, 2008
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To confuse someone or leave somebody bewildered
im going to try my best to bamboozle aaron speight
by Darren Bilko November 30, 2006
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To have sex with in a rowdy manner.

To have sex in a way that breaks furniture or causes bodily damage.

To be fucked hard.
I bamboozled that chick's brains out last night!

We broke the chair with our bamboozling.

I just want to get bamboozled until I can't walk straight.
by BsAs November 2, 2008
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That man went to prison and got BAMBOOZLED.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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the act of grabbing someone elses tits randomly and usually without warning.
Did you see that, he just bamboozled that chick!
by Stevey! August 10, 2005
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