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Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo 

The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.
Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?
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monthly visit from Aunt Flo 

I'm going to have to take a rain check on going swimming because of my monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo 

Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo 

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
when a girl is on her period (code word)
sallie: Aunt flow came to visit today
sue : ugh she's coming next week for me
joe: WHO TF IS AUNT FLOW
Aunt Flow by LoloMarie023 June 25, 2017
Aunt Flow is in town this week.
aunt flow by Bubba July 3, 2003
Oh no, Aunt flow is in town.
aunt flow by G Dog November 3, 2005