A Bette Midler

“The Bette Midler” - When you and your significant other are in the heat of the moment and he decides to go down on you and you queef in his face…more than once.

Girl 1: "Hey girl!"
Girl 2: "Hey, Whats up?"
Girl 1: "So, I gave Stanley a Bette Midler last night, He loved it!"

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The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

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Ariah miller! An amazing tiktoker shes nice and funny! She’s intelligent and loves to dance on tiktok!

Amiller.128 is amazing at tiktok!

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Best tiktoker ever her name is ariah miller shes very nice and happy!

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