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Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears 

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

Saggy yoda 

when a mans balls are so wrinkly and saggy they look like yodas head. Can also be yous as an insult for downer " you are such a saggy yoda".
Saggy yoda by Dr.Dcent January 13, 2018

Sex Yoda 

When you teach someone with a virgin state of mind things about sex and a variety of not pure things. A corrupter of innocent minds. Usually not a parent figure. Most likely the older boys at school.
Man! I didn't know what a cincinnati bowtie was until my Sex Yoda taught me what that meant. It sounds like fun!

Soda Yoda 

A Soda Yoda is a soda whose drinker talks like the Star Wars character Yoda the whole time he drinks the soda. For example, instead of saying "this soda is yummy," a Soda Yoda would say, "yummy this soda is."
"That guy talks funny and he's got a cup in his hand--must be a Soda Yoda!" "Finish this soda, I must, for a Soda Yoda, I am."
Soda Yoda by WaffleNY January 4, 2012

skinless yoda 

My new religion. I skinned a yoda over a discord call. Yes, this is chris, yes, you’re reading this right. I got on urban dictionary for skinless yoda. Who’s laughing now?
Chris: I made a new religion. BOW TO SKINLESS YODA
Alex: What the actual fuck

spaghetti yoda 

When you take a funny inside joke with your friends too far. Just way too far. You had to be there.
Kris totally just pulled a spaghetti yoda, he was all like, "mmmhh, spaghetti."
spaghetti yoda by aw hell now March 28, 2008