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World Cup .. what's that? I know it has something to do with football.
English people know all about the World Cup. Their press will tell you how well the English team will do, their fans .. every Englishman throughout the World cheer their team onward but to no avail. Only once, since the World Cup competition began, has it been won by England. In case you need to be reminded that was in 1966. This year they were beaten by Portugal. Prior to that defeat they were beaten 1 - 0 in Belfast by Northern Ireland.
World Cup by Criostoir Hulme July 29, 2006
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A football (soccer) tournament held every four years where after 90 minutes of exciting play, and a nail-biting overtime period, they settle the championship game with penalty kicks rendering the entire game pointless! And the damn trophy is not even a cup!
World Cup 2006 Italy vs. France - Why even bother to have the game? Just have the shootout and call it done and save the whole world a few hours!
World Cup by ckaiserca September 5, 2008
An international waste of time.
Not only is soccer the world's silliest sport, this is just a sissy excuse to be an idiot. Far and away,the USA dominates the competition, and the other countries shed racist remarks towards opposing players.
A: What the hell is this garbage we're watching?
B: The World Cup.
A: Get this shit out of my face. Now.
world cup by tvkh515 June 11, 2006
The only soccer (football) worth watching.
Watching soccer is boring when there's so many better sports out there. Yet the World Cup is cool because it's only once in four years and there's national pride on the line.
World Cup by yankee rebel's son November 3, 2007
A football (soccer) tournament held every four years where after 90 minutes of exciting play, and a nail-biting overtime period, they settle the championship game with penalty kicks rendering the entire game pointless! And the damn trophy is not even a cup!
World Cup 2006 Italy vs. France - Why even bother to have the game? Just have the shootout and call it done and save the whole world a few hours!
World Cup by ckaiserca July 13, 2006
a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.

I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?

person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).

person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.

person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
world cup by ya mams a hoe July 16, 2018
World Cup is a competition hosted by FIFA. This competition includes 32 countries from all around the world such as Cameroon, Japan, Uruguay, Croatia, Portugal and many more! This type of World Cup is with Football/Soccer. The World Cup happens every 4 years for the hosters to get ready to prepare for the biggest event ever! The World Cup is viewed by BILLIONS of people, Sometimes the whole world reacts to the event.
Are you ready for the World Cup?

Yes! I am excited for the World Cup.
World Cup by Your National Smart Guy December 20, 2022