Whaling 

To go to a bar and try to hook up with fat girls

My roomate loves to go whaling on the weekends

Whaling by tc123892 July 27, 2009

Whaling 

The act of having sex with a fat girl who's fanny flaps resemble the tail fin of a diving humpback whale.

"I don't understand why the Japanese like whaling so much. Have they got no taste?"

Whaling by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Addy Leggings of the Whalein 

A rare type of pantwear only dropped by Champion Fat Hungry Bitches

Stats are as follows:

Immune to knockback, -99% move speed, immune to fast, permanently confused, berserked, and slept, -100% incoming damage, any projectiles to hit the wearer will be reflected with the power of 700 lbs of dino fat

Dude, I peekayed a Champion Fat Hungry Bitch, and it dropped an Addy Leggings of the Whalein!

Addy Leggings of the Whalein by Ticklemaster Plexitex October 21, 2012

Whaling 

Whaling refers to a sex act that mimics how whales mate. The female is face up, on her back, and many other males (possibly up to 10) will lie next to her and try to reach her genital region with their extremely long male organ. They first one to reach her vagina (i.e. the male with the longest dick) wins the procreation game! Also called “side doggy style” or “96-ing”.

Dude, I had such a wild night whaling last night with that chick and those other dudes. I even won the whaling competition because I had the biggest schlong!

Whaling by Mdogg77 January 9, 2021

Blue Whaling 

To absorb, accept and consume any and all exterior elements; in the same form as a blue whale feeds by opening its mouth and swimming, capturing any organism that is in its way.

Esteban is blue whaling on girls tonight. (meaning he will pursue, date, sleep with, any female that comes his way.)

Blue Whaling by Ahab69 May 12, 2015

13 whaling 

an activity in which someone who met a person by getting their number off the sand participates

I'm up in Minocqua, wanna come do some 13 whaling?

13 whaling by mikethecreep November 8, 2010

Purple Whaling 

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

Purple Whaling by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014