weezin' the juice 

The act of drinking a 'slurpee' or 'ICEE' product, directly from the it's tap.

Stoney and Link went to the 7/11, but were kicked out when they were caught weezin' the juice.

weezin' the juice by The crustiest vato you've ever witnessed July 2, 2006

Weeping Angels 

A terrifying creature, and deadliest of assasins; The weeping Angels are very old and without mercy. They are beautiful statues...when you can see them.
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away, don't turn your head, and don't blink. . . . Good luck" - The Doctor They are incredibly fast, but when you can see them the turn to stone. They cannot move, it's a fact of their biology. That's why they cover their eyes; They're not crying, they can't risk looking at eachother.

If one touches you, you will instantly find yourself many years in the past. This is how they feed. They live off of the potential energy of all the days you might have had.

Also, if you are unluckey enough to find yourself in the prescence of one, keep watching it but do NOT look it in the eye. "Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes and angel." This includes televisions AND people (eyes).

Sally found herself surrounded by Weeping Angels, as the

Tardis began to disapear.

Weeping Angels by ImzadiRose November 17, 2010

im wheezing 

another way of saying I'm dead asf

T- Ay did you that he stacked

D- Im wheezing

im wheezing by dhhdhd09 December 13, 2016

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.

Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.

Self weeding cunt by Pickyboots March 1, 2010

Wheezing

The kind of laugh that sounds like a man that is dying because he smokes too much.

After her friend sent her a meme, she started wheezing of laughter and her parents came up to her room because they thought she was dying but no, she was just wheezing.

Wheezing by uh noOB December 21, 2018

Weeping Cyclops 

Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.

"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"

Weeping Cyclops by BleuMoon February 5, 2010

three-weeking 

Giving someone three weeks of not talking or interacting with them because they pissed you off so bad.

-Yeah that was lame of Jean-paul I am three-weeking him now.
-You are three-weeked, good bye!

three-weeking by Dustinhoweawesome March 1, 2010