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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday 

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Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
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texas weed wacker 

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The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.
EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "
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slippery weed wacker 

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When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.
Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?
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The Weed Wacker 

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The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.
Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker
The Weed Wacker by Tony Cock October 2, 2011
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pube weed wacker

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When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
pube weed wacker by Mama lama December 30, 2016
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german weed wacker 

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A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
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