Wedding Cake Surprise 

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

Wedding Cake Surprise by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Arkansas Wedding Cake 

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.

Arkansas Wedding Cake by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

Jewish Wedding Cake by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

Bone to Wedding Cake 

The rating of one's ass by rating it on a scale from as flat as a BONE, to as big and delicious as a WEDDING CAKE.

"Damn Riley, what would you rate Sabryn's ass from Bone to Wedding Cake?"

"Definitely a birthday cake"

Bone to Wedding Cake by Riley Smirga (Nedz) December 4, 2016

Oklahoma wedding cake 

Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.

Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili

Oklahoma wedding cake by sad_sagi September 6, 2010

3 tier wedding cake 

The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.

I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!

3 tier wedding cake by beejereeno August 13, 2007

arkansas wedding cake 

a loaf of white bread

After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake

arkansas wedding cake by mosyntax December 27, 2007